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Vet's Office Standoff
Two dogs refusing to go into the vet's office, staging a sit-in protest.
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Two dogs were at the vet's office, and one whispered to the other, "If we play dead, maybe they'll send us home." It's like they attended a drama class on the way to the appointment.
Canine Cuisine Critics
Two dogs competing for the last bite of the most sought-after dog treat.
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Two dogs were fighting over a treat, and one said, "This is gourmet, I saw it on a cooking show for dogs." The other replied, "Yeah, well, I was on a treat taste-testing panel. Beat that, fancy pants." It's not just a treat; it's a culinary experience.
Midnight Howling Serenade
Two dogs engaging in a howling competition, much to the dismay of the neighbors.
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Two dogs were howling in the middle of the night, and one said, "I'm practicing for the big concert," and the other replied, "Yeah, we're the Adele of the canine world." I guess I have the next big doggy sensation in my backyard.
Canine Fashion Show
Two dogs competing for the title of the best-dressed pup in the neighborhood.
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Two dogs met on the street, and one said, "Nice collar," and the other replied, "Thanks, it's a limited edition." I didn't realize dogs had a concept of limited editions, but now I'm worried my dog's feeling left out in his basic, mass-produced collar.
Dog Park Drama
Two dogs arguing over who's the top dog in the park.
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Two dogs at the park had a heated argument. One said, "I'm the big dog in this yard," and the other replied, "Yeah, well, I have more followers on Instagram." It's the social media age, even dogs measure success in likes and follows.
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