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Why did the 15-year-old bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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What's a 15-year-old's favorite type of sandwich? Anything with extra 'rebellion' spread on it!
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What's a 15-year-old's favorite type of humor? Teen comedy – it's all about the eye rolls!
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Why did the 15-year-old become a comedian? He figured it was the only profession where eye rolls were a sign of success!
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What did the 15-year-old say to the superhero? Move over, I'm entering my own world-saving phase – adolescence!
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Why did the 15-year-old bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the 15-year-old bring a ladder to the movie theater? Because he heard the film was over his head!
Teenagers and their slang - it's like trying to decode a secret language invented during a sleepover.
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I overheard my niece talking to her friends, and I swear I felt like I needed a decoder ring. We're vibing on the flex, fam. What does that mean? Are you having a good time lifting weights, or did you just discover a new yoga pose? I miss the good old days when cool meant cool.
Teenagers have the ability to find the one item you specifically told them not to touch in a room full of empty space.
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I told my 15-year-old nephew, Don't touch that vase; it's delicate. I come back an hour later, and he's holding the vase like it's the Stanley Cup. I didn't touch it; I just wanted to see how it felt in my hands. Congratulations, you just solved the mystery of gravity.
Teenagers can sleep through an earthquake but wake up instantly when you mention pizza.
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It's a scientific fact. You can drop a bookshelf in a 15-year-old's room, and they'll keep snoring. But whisper pizza, and they're upright, alert, and ready to negotiate the terms of their awakening. It's like they have a pizza radar implanted in their brains.
Teenagers and technology - a combination more confusing than trying to fold a fitted sheet.
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I tried to teach my 15-year-old cousin how to set up a new smartphone. It was like explaining astrophysics to a hamster. Wait, why can't I just text on Snapchat? Because, kiddo, the real world doesn't have face filters, and your boss won't appreciate you sending cat memes during a business meeting.
Teenagers think they're invincible until they realize their phone battery is at 1%.
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You ever see a 15-year-old's face when their phone is about to die? It's like they just discovered mortality. Suddenly, they're desperately searching for an outlet like their life depends on it. I can't live without Instagram! Welcome to the real struggle, my friend.
Teenagers and time management - it's like expecting a cat to do your taxes.
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I asked my nephew to do his homework before dinner, and he looked at me like I asked him to build a time machine. Homework now? But TikTok won't watch itself! Well, young man, maybe if your algebra equations could dance, you'd have a point.
Teenagers, the only people who can simultaneously know everything and nothing at the same time.
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You ever talk to a 15-year-old? It's like having a conversation with Google, if Google was also going through a rebellious phase. I know everything, man! Oh, really? Can you explain quantum physics to me? Uh, well, that's not important. Yeah, because knowing how to make slime is the real key to success.
Teenagers have the energy of a thousand suns, but only when it comes to arguing about curfew.
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I swear, 15-year-olds can hibernate all day, saving energy for the one moment you tell them they need to be home by 10. Suddenly, they've got the stamina of marathon runners. But Mom, everyone else gets to stay out until midnight! Sweetie, everyone else doesn't have a bedtime that's still in the PM.
Teenagers' bedrooms are like crime scenes - you enter and wonder, 'What happened here?'
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I ventured into my niece's room, and I felt like Sherlock Holmes trying to solve the mystery of the missing homework. There were clothes on the floor, textbooks under the bed, and a smell that could only be described as a mix of forgotten sandwiches and dreams.
Teenagers and communication - it's a text-based relationship in a world full of emojis.
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I sent my younger cousin a heartfelt message, and the reply I got was a single emoji – the one with the monocle. What does that even mean? Are you questioning my sincerity or just pretending to have a posh British accent? I miss the days when we used words.
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