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You ever notice how 14-year-olds are like time travelers? One minute they're talking about the latest TikTok trend, and the next, they're asking you if you remember a time when phones had cords. I'm like, "Kid, I remember when we had to dial
the phone, not just tap it with our perfectly manicured nails!"
And what's the deal with their lingo? I tried using some of their slang the other day, and my niece just stared at me like I was an alien. I said, "Am I lit fam?" She said, "No, you're just embarrassing." I miss the days when "cool" and "rad" were the peak of hip vocabulary. Now, I need a teenage slang dictionary just to understand what they're saying.
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Remember when birthday parties meant balloons, cake, and maybe a game of pin the tail on the donkey? Well, not for 14-year-olds. I went to my niece's birthday party, and it felt like I walked into a Hollywood premiere. Red carpet, professional photographer, and a guest list that required clearance from the Secret Service. And the gifts they want? It's like deciphering a secret code. My nephew asked for something called a "meta-dimensional gaming console." I'm standing in the electronics store, and the guy working there looks at me like, "Sir, we only have regular 3D and 4D consoles." I'm thinking, "If it doesn't transport me to another dimension, I don't want it.
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I don't understand how 14-year-olds manage their social media. My goddaughter asked me to follow her on Instagram, and I felt like I needed a PhD in technology to navigate that app. There are stories, reels, and filters that make me look like I just stepped out of a Pixar movie. I can't even recognize myself! And the number of followers they have is like a badge of honor. My nephew was bragging about having 1,000 followers, and I'm thinking, "I don't even have 1,000 friends in real life." It's like these kids have cracked the code to social media stardom, and I'm over here struggling to figure out how to post a simple status update without accidentally sending a picture of my cat to my entire contact list.
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Let's talk about 14-year-olds and homework. These kids act like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders when they have to do a math assignment. I asked my nephew the other day how school was going, and he said, "It's like I'm in a constant battle with my textbooks." I'm thinking, "Kid, your textbooks are made of paper, not adamantium. Relax." And don't get me started on the excuses. I asked my cousin why he didn't finish his science project, and he said, "I ran out of internet." I'm sorry, what? Back in my day, running out of internet meant your mom picked up the phone while you were trying to chat on AIM. These kids have the entire world at their fingertips, and they're blaming the lack of internet for not turning in their assignments on time.
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