17 10 Year Old Birthday Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 13 2025

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How do you organize a fantastic space-themed 10-year-old's birthday party? You planet!
What do you call a 10-year-old who's also a magician? An abracadabra-kid!
What did the cake say to the 10-year-old? 'You take the cake when it comes to being awesome!
Why did the 10-year-old bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because he wanted to reach new heights of fun!
What do you get when you mix a 10-year-old's birthday with a superhero theme? A super bash!
Why did the 10-year-old bring a backpack to the birthday party? He wanted to have a 'packed' celebration!
Why did the balloon go to the 10-year-old's birthday party? It wanted to be a pop star!

Tech-Savvy Tots

Kids these days are so tech-savvy. My friend's 10-year-old daughter tried explaining the latest apps to me. I nodded along like I understood, but in my head, I was just wondering if there's an app that can make me understand what a 10-year-old is saying.

Gift-Wrapping Woes

I tried wrapping a gift for my niece's 10th birthday, and I swear the wrapping paper had a mind of its own. It's like it knew I had no idea what I was doing. The gift ended up looking like it survived a tornado, or maybe a pack of wild 10-year-olds.

Juice Box Jamboree

At a 10-year-old's birthday, the juice boxes flow like a high-stakes poker game. Kids are trading them like they're rare collector's items. I tried trading my apple juice for a grape one. Let's just say I didn't come out on top.

Party Bag Plunder

I remember the days when party bags meant a slice of cake and maybe a balloon. Now, at a 10-year-old's birthday, you practically need a forklift to carry out the goody bags. I left with more loot than a bank robber on a sugar high.

Candy Crush Crisis

At a 10-year-old's birthday party, the only candy crush I'm interested in is trying to discreetly crush those crunchy snacks without waking up the sugar-fueled army of children. It's like a mission impossible, but with more gummy bears.

Pin the Tail on the Social Outcast

They played Pin the Tail on the Donkey at the party. I suggested a more updated version called Pin the Selfie on the Influencer. But apparently, I'm not allowed to organize party games anymore.

Double Digits Drama

Turning 10 is a big deal, apparently. My nephew told me he's officially a double-digit maven now. I didn't even know what that meant when I was his age. I was just happy if the pizza had extra cheese.

Tween Terminology Trouble

I overheard a group of 10-year-olds talking about on fleek and lit. I thought they were describing a camping trip with a really good flashlight. Turns out, I'm just not fluent in tween terminology. My bad.

10-Year-Old Birthday Bash

You know you're getting old when you attend a 10-year-old's birthday party, and you're the only one there who remembers a time before YouTube tutorials on how to open presents.

The Great Cake Conspiracy

The birthday cake had so many layers, it looked like a secret government document. I asked the 10-year-old if there was a hidden message inside. Turns out, it was just a very committed attempt at making a rainbow cake. I guess unicorns are the new birthday trend.

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