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After a decade together, romance has a different meaning. Candlelit dinners have become negotiations over what to binge-watch on Netflix. And the negotiations, oh boy! It's like a diplomatic summit trying to agree on a series. I'm telling you, the tension during these discussions could rival any United Nations assembly. "How about a rom-com?" "No way, action thriller!" And suddenly, you're arguing over fictional characters while forgetting the plot of your own love story!
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You know, folks, they say marriage is like a deck of cards. You start off with two hearts and a diamond, and after ten years, you're looking for a club and a spade! But seriously, I recently celebrated my 10-year anniversary, and let me tell you, it's like reaching level 10 in a game you never knew you were playing. You know you've hit that milestone when your idea of a wild night involves a fancy dinner reservation made a month in advance and a promise to be in bed by 10. And forget those romantic movie scenes of couples running into the sunset. In reality, it's more like one of you chasing after the garbage truck because someone forgot to take out the trash!
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Ten years of marriage means you've solved some mysteries together, right? Like where all the missing socks go in the laundry. Seriously, it's like they join some secret society that only socks know about! I'm convinced there's a portal in that dryer leading to a sock paradise because I've never found those missing partners. I mean, if extraterrestrial life exists, it's probably just a planet made entirely of unpaired socks. And I bet there's a king sock there, ruling over his mismatched kingdom, laughing at us humans struggling to find a matching pair!
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Let's talk about anniversary gifts. In the beginning, it's all roses and chocolates. But fast forward ten years, and you're gifting each other things you'd never imagine. It's gone from romantic to practical real quick. Like, "Happy anniversary, honey! Here's a brand-new vacuum cleaner!" And that's supposed to symbolize a decade of love and commitment? I swear, by the time you reach the 10-year mark, the traditional gift list includes things like power tools and kitchen appliances. Because nothing says "I love you" like a high-functioning blender, right?
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