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You ever notice how people react when they see someone with just one arm? It's like they've witnessed a mythical creature in the wild. I mean, it's not a unicorn; it's just a guy who misplaced an arm, not a fairytale creature with magical powers. I met this guy the other day, and he was a legend. I asked him, "What's the best thing about having one arm?" And without missing a beat, he said, "I never get asked to help friends move. They're afraid I'll drop something!" I thought, "Man, that's a silver lining I never considered."
But let me tell you, the real challenge for him is rock-paper-scissors. It's like a perpetual game of paper covers rock, and he's stuck with scissors. Life is a constant battle of thumb wars gone wrong.
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Have you ever tried to play detective with someone who has one arm? It's like a real-life game of Clue. "Was it Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick? No, it was Dave in the kitchen with his missing arm." I asked my one-armed friend about the weirdest questions he gets, and he said, "People always ask me if I left my arm somewhere. Like, yeah, I was at a party, had a few too many drinks, and misplaced my arm in the coat closet. Happens to the best of us."
I suggested he get a prosthetic arm and leave it places just to mess with people. Imagine finding a random arm in your fridge. You'd be more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles.
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I have this friend who's got just one arm, but he's turned it into an advantage. He's the ultimate do-it-yourself prodigy. You know, he's out there fixing things with one arm tied behind his back—literally. One day, he told me he was building a shed in his backyard. I said, "With one arm?" He said, "Yeah, it's a bit lopsided, but it's got character." I'm thinking, "That's not character; that's a structural integrity issue."
But hey, if you ever need a lesson in perseverance, just watch a guy with one arm try to assemble IKEA furniture. It's like watching a one-armed ninja battling a Swedish puzzle. I'm convinced he could build a house with just a butter knife and a roll of duct tape.
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You know, having one arm can be an unexpected advantage. My friend said he's basically ambidextrous by default. He's the only guy I know who can switch from right-hand to left-hook in a split second. But the best part? He's a master at the one-armed push-up. I can barely do one push-up with two arms, and he's over there, defying gravity with style. He told me it's all about balance, and I'm like, "Dude, I can't even balance my checkbook."
And let me tell you, he's a rock star at parties. Everyone's trying to show off their two-handed skills, and he's just chilling, impressing people with his one-handed magic tricks. Who needs a rabbit in a hat when you've got one arm up your sleeve?
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