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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! I asked one 'whatcha doin', and it said, 'Just hanging around.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and asked, 'whatcha doin' later?''
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Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It asked, 'whatcha doin'?', and the eraser replied, 'Rubbing you the wrong way.
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Why did the scarecrow ask 'whatcha doin' to the corn? Because he wanted to know if it was all ears!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Even when you ask, 'whatcha doin', atom?
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Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something! Even when you ask, 'whatcha doin', stairs?
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of standing and needed a break – 'whatcha doin', bike?
Whatcha doin' in my head?
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When someone asks, whatcha doin, right after I've zoned out? Oh, I'm just taking a scenic tour of my imagination, where I'm a superhero, and you're the one asking the questions.
Whatcha doin' with that burger?
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At a barbecue, if someone asks, whatcha doin while I'm layering my burger with cheese, bacon, and more cheese? I'm on a scientific mission to see how many heart attacks I can induce in one sitting.
Whatcha doin' with that selfie?
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If someone sees me taking a selfie and asks, whatcha doin? I'm capturing this moment before I eat this taco and realize I have guacamole on my face for the next three hours.
Whatcha doin' with that stare?
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You ever have someone give you that whatcha doin look? It's like they're simultaneously questioning your life choices and their own existence. I always feel like I should respond with, Plotting world domination, but you caught me.
Whatcha doin' with that dance move?
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If someone catches me doing an awkward dance move and goes, whatcha doin? I'm practicing my interpretative dance about the emotional turmoil of ordering the wrong coffee.
Whatcha doin' with that shopping cart?
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When you run into someone at the store and they ask, whatcha doin? I'm trying to remember if I need all these snacks or if I'm just feeding my emotions again.
Whatcha doin' with that mystery?
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If someone asks, whatcha doin after I've just told them I love a good mystery, I'm just contemplating if the cat next door is plotting against me or if it's just looking for a friend.
Whatcha doin' with that pen?
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If I'm scribbling furiously in my journal and someone peeks over, asking, whatcha doin? I'm penning down all the secrets of the universe, or just doodling; depends on how the day's going.
Whatcha doin' with that remote?
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When you're binge-watching and someone asks, whatcha doin? I'm on a marathon to find out if the main character finally realizes that he's in a TV show and waves back.
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