5 Jokes For Vampire

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 21 2025

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Vampire at the Blood Bank

Trying to get a loan
They rejected my loan application, claiming I had a history of bad "bites" on my financial record. I guess they didn't appreciate my dark sense of humor.

Vampire Family Therapy

Dealing with family drama
We had a family meeting about our biting issues. My sister complained, "He always gets the better necks!" I said, "It's not my fault I have a knack for finding the vein event.

Vampire Dating

Navigating the dating scene
Went on a date with a garlic enthusiast. She said, "I love garlic on everything!" I thought, "Well, this is going to be a pain in the neck.

Vampire Dentist

Dealing with dental hygiene
My dental checkup revealed a cavity. The dentist said, "You need to cut back on the sugary blood." I replied, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to find sugar-free blood these days?

Vampire Stand-Up

Struggling with audience expectations
I tried doing a daytime comedy show for humans. It was a disaster. I kept hissing at the spotlight, and the audience thought I was doing sound effects.

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