18 Jokes For Turnin

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Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What's a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi!
Turning 50 is like having a garage sale - you start to realize the value of things you've kept for years but also discover some items that definitely should've been thrown out ages ago!
You know you're turning when you start relating more to the 'before' than the 'after' in those weight loss commercials!
Getting older is like turning a corner - you never know what you'll find waiting for you, whether it's a great new experience or just another reminder to schedule that chiropractor appointment!
Aging is like turning the volume up on your favorite song - some parts get louder and more vibrant, while others just fade into the background. Still waiting for the remix!
You know you're turning older when a night of wild partying means staying up past 9 PM and indulging in an extra slice of cheesecake.
Turning into your parents is inevitable. Suddenly, you catch yourself saying things like, 'Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles to change the TV channel!'
Turning 60 is like being a celebrity on a roast - you're honored to be the center of attention, but you also know there'll be plenty of jokes about your wrinkles!
Turning 30 is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture - you thought you'd have it all figured out by now, but you're just left feeling confused, with a few missing pieces, and possibly a bit wobbly!
Turning 40 feels like being at a theme park where the 'You must be this tall to ride' sign suddenly changes, and you're like, 'Wait, I was tall enough a minute ago!'
I'm not saying I'm turning into a couch potato, but my Fitbit keeps sending sympathy cards.

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