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They say the trunk is for emergency items, but the only emergency I'm prepared for is a sudden urge to have a picnic. I've got a blanket, some snacks, and even a frisbee in there – you know, just in case.
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I recently cleaned out my trunk, and it turns out I've been transporting a small forest in the form of empty water bottles and crumpled receipts. Mother Nature would be proud of my unintentional eco-friendly efforts.
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You know you're an adult when the trunk of your car has more reusable shopping bags than actual groceries. It's like I'm preparing for a spontaneous shopping spree every time I hit the road.
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I'm convinced the trunk is where time travel happens. I put something back there, forget about it, and then rediscover it months later, as if it's been on a journey through the space-time continuum. Einstein would be proud.
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I recently discovered my trunk is a breeding ground for reusable shopping bags. It's like they multiply when I'm not looking. I only went into the store for a loaf of bread, but I came out with a new collection of eco-friendly totes.
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The trunk of my car is a real-life mystery box. I throw things in there, forget about them, and then one day I open it up like, "Oh hey, there's that missing sock from three months ago. Mystery solved.
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You ever notice how your car trunk is like a black hole for random stuff? I opened mine the other day, and it's like a time capsule of bad decisions and forgotten gym equipment. I didn't know I was training for a marathon in 2016.
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Opening my trunk is like opening a time capsule of forgotten goals. There's a dusty yoga mat, some unused resistance bands, and a pair of running shoes that still look brand new. I call it my "Fitness Graveyard.
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The trunk is where I store my hopes and dreams of being an organized person. I tell myself, "I'll just neatly arrange everything back here," but it ends up looking like a chaotic garage sale after a tornado.
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