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Who decided that a piece of bread gets exponentially more delicious when it's toasted? I bet somewhere in history, there was a caveman toasting his bread on a rock, and all the other cavemen were like, "Uggh, Thag, you culinary genius!
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Ever notice how the grocery store plays elevator music like we're on a relaxing shopping spree? I don't know about you, but I'm not trying to recreate a zen garden in aisle five. I just want my cereal without feeling like I'm in an episode of "Supermarket Symphony.
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You know you're an adult when going to the hardware store on a Saturday feels like a mini-vacation. Nothing says "living the dream" like comparing the thread count of different types of screws.
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Isn't it funny how we treat our smartphones like they're our personal therapists? "Hey Siri, what's the meaning of life?" And Siri's like, "I'm sorry, I can't answer that, but I can order you some pizza if that helps.
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You ever notice how when you try to quietly open a bag of chips in a silent room, it sounds like you're wrestling a herd of angry squirrels? I'm just trying to enjoy some snacks, not audition for the lead role in "Noisy Ninja Chronicles.
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Have you ever tried explaining a meme to someone who's not into social media? It's like trying to describe a dream – it makes sense in your head, but as soon as you say it out loud, you question your own sanity.
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Why is it that the snooze button on our alarms feels like a magical device that can conjure an extra hour of sleep? It's like I'm negotiating with my own consciousness every morning. "Just five more minutes, brain. I'll even throw in a dream about flying penguins.
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Have you ever found yourself talking to your pets as if they're your therapists? I catch myself saying things like, "You wouldn't believe the day I had, Fluffy. Susan from accounting is a real piece of work. Woof, right?
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Why is it that the most interesting thoughts come to us in the shower? I swear I've solved world peace, composed a symphony, and planned out my entire week while shampooing. Then, as soon as I step out, it's all gone. Maybe we need waterproof notepads or something.
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