4 Jokes For The Ritz

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Updated on: Dec 05 2024

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Once upon a time in the posh halls of the Ritz, Mr. Thompson, a bumbling retiree with a penchant for penny-pinching, found himself accidentally attending a high-profile gala. His humble slippers and moth-eaten cardigan clashed wildly with the elegant gowns and tailored tuxedos around him. Unaware of his fashion faux
Mr. and Mrs. Higglesworth, a charming elderly couple celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, booked the most luxurious suite at the Ritz. Unbeknownst to them, their mischievous grandchildren, armed with water balloons and confetti cannons, had hatched a plan to surprise their beloved grandparents upon arrival. The unsuspecting Higglesworths, expecting a
Madame Delacroix, a self-proclaimed aficionado of elegance, decided to indulge in a spa day at the Ritz. As she reclined in the massage chair, she marveled at the soothing ambiance. However, an unfortunate mix-up led to the masseuse misinterpreting Madame Delacroix's request for a "gentle massage" as "gentle mist." The
Lady Penelope, a renowned socialite with an impeccable reputation, decided to host a lavish high tea at the Ritz. As the guests gathered in their finest attire, the atmosphere buzzed with excitement. Little did they know, Penelope's mischievous cat, Sir Fluffington, had a penchant for high places. Midway through the

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