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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the cell biology conference? In case he got a hole in one!
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What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? 'Mitosis!
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Why did the bacteria throw a party? Because it wanted to 'split' the fun!
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Why did the cell eat its own ribosome? Because it was 'hungry' for proteins!
Energizer Bunny vs. Mitochondria
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You ever think about the Energizer Bunny? Just keeps going and going. I bet the Energizer Bunny's secret weapon is not a battery but a bunch of overachieving mitochondria going, Come on, bunny, we got you!
The Cell's Energy Crisis
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You know, I bet if a cell could talk, it'd complain about its energy bills. Man, those mitochondria are hogging all the energy credits! Can't they take a day off?
Mitochondria's Resume
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If cells had resumes, the mitochondria's would be like, Skills: Producing ATP, being the center of attention, and reminding everyone else they'd be nothing without me!
Cell Therapy Sessions
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I imagine if cells had therapy sessions, the mitochondria would dominate the conversation. I provide all this energy, and what do I get in return? A little respect would be nice, you know!
The Powerhouse of the Cell
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You know, they say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, right? Every time I hear that, I imagine these little mitochondria guys in there, lifting tiny dumbbells, sipping on mini protein shakes, and saying, Hey, without us, you'd have no energy to binge-watch Netflix!
Cell's Got Talent
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You ever think about a cell talent show? The mitochondria would be that act that everyone's tired of seeing but can't deny they've got talent. Okay, mitochondria, we get it, you're the star, now can we move on?
Gym Membership for Cells
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If our cells had a gym, the mitochondria would be those gym rats, flexing in front of the mirror saying, Look at me, I'm the powerhouse! Meanwhile, the other organelles are just hoping for a free day pass.
Cell Reality Show
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Imagine if cells had a reality show. The mitochondria would be the drama queens, always claiming, Without me, this whole operation would shut down! Yeah, yeah, we get it, you're the star of the show.
Mitochondria's Ego
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The mitochondria has such a big ego. It's like the Beyoncé of the cell world. I woke up like this, producing energy and making everyone else jealous!
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