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Why is it that we all pretend to know how to fold a fitted sheet? You try to fold it neatly, but by the end, it looks like you've tried to stuff a jellyfish into a small envelope.
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Isn't it strange how every time you decide to eat healthy, suddenly all your friends become nutritionists? "Are you sure you should be eating that? Kale tastes like happiness too, you know!
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You ever notice how every time you walk into someone's house, you instinctively start assessing their bookshelf? "Ah, 'War and Peace' next to a comic book. Classic literature meets... Spider-Man?
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Why is it that whenever you can't find your phone, suddenly every surface in your home looks like a perfect hiding spot? "Ah, the fridge. Because nothing screams 'lost phone' like next to the milk!
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You know you're in a committed relationship when your idea of romance shifts from candlelit dinners to arguing over who should take out the trash this week.
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You know you're an adult when you're genuinely excited about buying new socks. It's like a little party for your feet, but without the confetti.
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Have you ever noticed that the less time you have to get somewhere, the slower traffic seems to move? It's like the universe knows you're in a rush and decides, "Let's throw in a parade!
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Ever notice how the weather forecast is the only job where you can be wrong 50% of the time and still keep your job? "So, there's a 50% chance it'll rain. Or not. Flip a coin and grab an umbrella!
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You ever catch yourself rehearsing an entire conversation in your head, only for it to go completely off-script when you actually speak? It's like watching a movie trailer and then going to see an entirely different genre.
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