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During finals, I become a master at the art of pretending to be productive. Someone walks by, and I'm feverishly typing away on my keyboard, but in reality, I'm just rearranging my desktop icons for the tenth time that hour.
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Finals week is the only time when you start to sympathize with your pet cat, who spends the whole day sleeping and occasionally batting at things. You're like, "Maybe Fluffy has the right idea. Maybe napping is the key to acing exams.
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Has anyone else noticed that during finals, the library transforms into a high-stakes Hunger Games arena? The only difference is instead of weapons, we're armed with highlighters and sticky notes, battling for the last available power outlet.
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Ever notice how, after finals are over, you become an instant philosopher? You start reflecting on life, the universe, and why you ever thought taking that 8 AM class was a good idea. It's a brief moment of existential crisis before you realize it's time to celebrate – with a well-deserved nap.
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Studying for finals has this unique ability to make you question your life choices. You find yourself sitting there, staring at your textbook, wondering if you should've pursued that childhood dream of becoming a professional video game tester instead.
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Ever notice how your attention span during finals is shorter than the lifespan of a fruit fly? You sit down to study, and five minutes later, you're on YouTube watching videos about how to make the perfect cup of tea in 30 seconds. Procrastination level: expert.
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Studying for finals is the only time when you become an expert at speed-reading, not for pleasure, but to cram as much information as possible into your brain before the exam. It's like a mental sprint, and if there was an Olympic event for it, we'd all be gold medalists.
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Finals week turns us all into nocturnal creatures. I swear, I've seen more sunrises during finals than I have in my entire life. It's like, "Good morning, world! Oh, it's 5 AM? Perfect time to review my notes!
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The library during finals becomes a silent battleground. You make eye contact with someone at the neighboring table, and it's like you're in a secret society of stressed-out scholars. A subtle nod that says, "We're in this together, comrade.
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