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Why was the starburst invited to the astronomy party? It had a magnetic personality!
The Starburst Flirtation
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You ever try to open a pack of Starburst quietly in a meeting or a library? Might as well start a marching band! That crinkle is louder than a breakup in a silent movie. You're just there, caught red-handed with candy contraband!
Starburst: The Impulse Buy Trap
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You go to the store for milk and eggs, but somehow end up in the candy aisle. You spot the Starburst, and suddenly your grocery list becomes a mere suggestion. Who needs essentials when you've got tropical fruit flavors to satisfy?
Starburst: The Dentist's Nemesis
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You know, Starburst should come with a warning: May cause unexpected dental bills. I mean, those little devils manage to find cavities you didn’t even know existed! It’s like they’re on a mission to bankrupt us at the dentist’s office!
The Starburst Conspiracy
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Ever notice how Starburst flavors are never equally distributed? It's like a secret conspiracy, leaving you with an abundance of lemon (the flavor no one wants) and a scarcity of strawberry (the absolute MVP). It's a candy-based social experiment gone wrong!
Starburst: The Eternal Chew
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Starburst should come with an endurance test. You think you’ve chewed it enough to swallow, but nope, it's still hanging on for dear life! You end up looking like a cow contemplating its life choices - Should I keep chewing or just accept defeat?
The Starburst Experiment
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You know what's the real experiment? Trying to save a half-eaten Starburst for later. You wrap it up, thinking you’re being all practical, but then it ends up as a gooey, unidentifiable mess in your pocket. It’s like a failed science project!
The Starburst Saga
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You ever notice how eating Starburst feels like a relationship? At first, it's all rainbows and butterflies - sweet, exciting, and full of promise. Then, just when you're getting attached, it sticks to your teeth like it’s never gonna let go! Suddenly, it’s more commitment than you signed up for!
Starburst: The Flavor Roulette
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Eating Starburst is a bit like playing Russian roulette - you never know if you're about to bite into the best flavor or the one that makes you question all your life choices. It’s a candy-based gamble with your taste buds!
The Starburst Endurance Challenge
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There’s always that one friend who can eat Starburst without blinking an eye. They’re like candy-eating machines! Meanwhile, I’m over here, struggling to get through one piece without feeling like I’ve just run a marathon.
The Mystery of the Last Starburst
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Why is it that when you’re sharing a pack of Starburst, the last piece becomes more sacred than the Holy Grail? It’s like the fate of the universe depends on who gets that final candy. Suddenly, diplomacy and negotiation skills are put to the ultimate test!
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