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Why did Snoop Dogg get a job at the airport? He wanted to 'fly' in the sky!
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Why did Snoop Dogg bring a ladder to the concert? To 'climb' up the charts!
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Why did Snoop Dogg bring a map to the recording studio? To find his way back to the 'beats'!
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Why did Snoop Dogg become an electrician? He wanted to drop it like it's watts!
Snoop's Doggy Daycare
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I heard Snoop Dogg opened a daycare center. Can you imagine dropping off your kids there? Instead of nap time, it's nap rhyme, and snack time is just munchies hour! I'd sign up for that kind of daycare myself.
Snoop's Fitness Routine
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I heard Snoop Dogg started his own workout program. It's called Drop It Like It's Squat. Instead of counting reps, you count beats per minute. But let's be real, I'd probably end up dancing more than working out.
Snoop Dogg's Spelling Bee
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Can you imagine Snoop Dogg in a spelling bee? Alright, your word is 'onomatopoeia.' And Snoop's like, O-N-O... wait a minute, that word's too long for my vocabulary, pass!
Snoop's Tech Support
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Imagine if Snoop Dogg worked in tech support. You call in with a problem, and he's like, Ayo, just gotta drop it like it's hot and reboot, you feel me? I'd never have a computer issue again, but I'd probably get an urge to dance whenever I turn it on.
Snoop's Chill Factor
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Snoop Dogg is so chill; I bet if he ever got caught in a blizzard, he'd just turn into a snowman and keep grooving! That's how relaxed that guy is. Meanwhile, I'm out here shivering, trying to remember which end of the snow shovel is the handle.
Snoop Dogg's GPS Voice
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Can you imagine if Snoop Dogg was the voice of GPS systems? It'd be like, Yo, turn left at the next intersection... or don't, you do you, baby! I'd never reach my destination; I'd just be cruising around, listening to his smooth directions.
Snoop Dogg's Smokin' Etiquette
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You ever notice how Snoop Dogg makes smoking look like a refined art form? I mean, he's got this whole etiquette going on. It's like he's holding a fancy cigar, swirling the smoke around like a fine wine, and then passing it like it's the Olympic torch! Meanwhile, I'm over here coughing like I just swallowed a tumbleweed.
Snoop Dogg's Gardening Tips
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I bet if Snoop Dogg had a gardening show, he'd be planting some unique stuff. Instead of tomatoes, it'd be tomato plants growing into giant microphones! He'd be out there, cultivating beats and rhymes in his backyard.
Snoop Dogg's Karaoke Night
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Imagine going to karaoke night with Snoop Dogg. Instead of lyrics on the screen, it's just his signature ad-libs. You'd be up there, trying to sing, and suddenly, Fo' shizzle my nizzle pops up, and you're like, Yeah, that's my cue to drop the mic and walk away.
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