9 Jokes For Snapping Turtle

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Updated on: Jan 11 2025

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How did the snapping turtle become a fashion icon? It rocked the shell-shion runway!
Why was the snapping turtle always calm? Because it knew how to shell-ax!
Why do snapping turtles make bad secret agents? Because they can't keep anything under their shell!
Why did the snapping turtle become a comedian? Because it had a shell of jokes!
What's a snapping turtle's favorite game show? 'Snap or No Snap!
What do snapping turtles say when they're surprised? 'Snap, crackle, pop!
What do you get when you cross a snapping turtle and a comedian? A joke with a real bite!
Why did the snapping turtle go to school? To sharpen its 'snaptitude'!
How does a snapping turtle apologize? With a 'snap-ology' course!

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