17 Jokes For Semi Truck

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Updated on: Nov 22 2024

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Why did the semi truck break up with the sports car? It felt the relationship was getting too fast!
Why did the semi truck become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a great delivery!
Why did the semi truck start a podcast? It wanted to share its 'trucking' great stories!
What's a semi truck's favorite dance? The truck-and-roll!
Why did the semi truck enroll in school? It wanted to be a well-rounded vehicle!
What do you call a semi truck with no wheels? Unemployed!
What do you call a semi truck that can play musical instruments? A honk-and-tonk truck!

On the Road Again

I asked a semi truck if it ever gets tired of the highway. It said, Nah, the open road's my therapist.

Wheels of Fortune

A semi truck told me it was looking for a soulmate. I said, Good luck, most of us can't even find our car keys.

Truck Therapy

I asked a semi truck how it deals with stress. It said, I just keep on truckin'.

Semi-Sized Mistakes

I tried parallel parking a semi once. Let's just say the city had to redraw the lines.

Highway Hiccups

Driving behind a semi on the highway feels like following a mobile wall. I think they should start selling tickets for that view.

The Misunderstood Semi

You know, I once tried to flirt with a semi truck. I thought it was winking at me, but it turns out it was just one headlight out!

Big Rig Romance

Ever try dating a semi truck? It's tough. Every time we go out, it wants to split the bill fifty-fifty.

Big Wheel Confessions

You know, semi trucks have their own version of I'm too sexy for my shirt. It's called I'm too wide for this lane.

The Truck's Playlist

I tried to guess what music a semi truck listens to. I was wrong; turns out it's not all about the horn.

Truck's Choice

You ever play chicken with a semi? Not recommended. That truck won the game and my lunch.

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