7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About riding horses

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I tried to teach my horse to dance, but it was a total hoof-paw!

I told my friend I could ride a horse without any hands. He bet me 50 bucks, but it was a stable wager!

I tried to write a book about horses, but it was a stable story—no plot!

I bought a horse, but it wouldn't stop eating. I guess it was just a little bit of a mane eater!

I asked my horse for career advice. He said, 'stable jobs are for amateurs, go for a gallop in the corporate world!

I asked my horse if he wanted a day off. He said, 'neigh!

I entered my horse in a talent show. He was great at stand-up comedy—such a mane attraction!

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