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What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange, because it rhymes with 'storage'!
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Why did the scientist break up with oxygen? Because it was a toxic relationship, and it rhymes with 'elements'!
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Why did the computer apply for a job at the bakery? Because it rhymes with 'cookie'!
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What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Mew, because it rhymes with 'you'!
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged, and it rhymes with 'jugged'!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, and it rhymes with 'expired'!
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I met a robot who loved gardening. His favorite plant was 'circuit-tree' because it rhymes with 'mystery'!
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Getting in shape is hard when all the workout moves have to rhyme with 'fitness.' I tried lunges, crunches, and forgiveness, but my body insisted on embracing 'witness protection' instead.
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I decided to take up gardening, but the only plants I could grow had to rhyme with 'horticulture.' My backyard now looks like a jungle of rhubarb and horseradish. I'm basically cultivating a salad I never wanted.
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I tried to impress my date by writing her a poem where every line rhymed with 'romance.' Turns out, 'I took a chance on our first dance, but I can't salsa, and now we're in a trance' doesn't scream love.
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Dating in your thirties is like playing a game of Scrabble, but every word rhymes with 'baggage.' Good luck forming a meaningful relationship when all you've got is 'cabbage' and 'savage.'
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I recently joined a choir, and the only requirement was that our songs had to rhyme with 'choir.' Let's just say, our rendition of 'Empire State of Desire' didn't quite hit the high notes.
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My therapist told me to express my feelings through art, but it's challenging when your emotions only rhyme with 'therapy.' I tried to paint my happiness, but all I got was abstract misery.
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I decided to host a party where every guest had to bring a dish that rhymes with 'celebration.' Let's just say, there were a lot of chips and salsa, and not much conversation.
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I thought learning a new language would be fun until I realized every word had to rhyme with 'linguistics.' Now my attempt at multilingualism sounds more like a rap battle gone wrong.
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I tried online dating, but it's tough when your profile has to rhyme with 'swipe right.' Apparently, 'I enjoy candlelight and not being a parasite' doesn't have the same ring to it.
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