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Let's talk about the word "diet." It rhymes with "quiet," and that's exactly what my stomach is not when I attempt to follow one. It's like my belly has a megaphone, announcing to the world, "Hey, guess who's on a diet? Spoiler alert: It's not going well.
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Ever notice that the snooze button on an alarm clock is like a gateway drug to procrastination? You hit it once, and suddenly, you're negotiating with yourself about the importance of that morning meeting.
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Why is it that the phrase "cleaning up" after a party sounds so much more glamorous than it actually is? It rhymes with "dreaming up," but the reality is more like a nightmare of trying to scrape dried guacamole off the carpet.
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Let's talk about "selfies," which rhymes with "melodies." Because nothing says self-love like striking a pose while your camera plays the tune of multiple shutter clicks. It's the modern-day symphony of narcissism.
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You ever notice how finding your keys in the morning is like a game of hide and seek with inanimate objects? You're there, frantically searching, and your keys are just sitting there, smirking, like, "I'm right here, but I'll let you sweat a bit.
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The term "new year's resolution" rhymes with "illusion," and that's pretty accurate. We start the year with grand plans to hit the gym every day, but by February, we've mastered the art of finding the most comfortable spot on the couch.
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Online dating" rhymes with "wine and waiting." Coincidence? I think not. Navigating those apps feels like selecting a fine wine – you have to swipe left and right until you find the perfect match. And sometimes, you end up with a corker.
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The phrase "traffic jam" rhymes with "nap scam." You think you'll catch a quick snooze while stuck in gridlock, but the reality is more honking horns and impatient drivers than a peaceful slumber.
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Have you ever noticed that the more expensive the gadget, the more terrified you are of dropping it? My phone is like a delicate flower, and I'm the clumsy gardener with butterfingers, hoping not to turn it into a shattered mosaic.
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