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Qatar has some of the richest people in the world, but they also have the most unpronounceable names. I met a guy named Abdulaziz Al Thani. I had to practice saying his name for a week before meeting him, and when I finally did, I just called him "A-B-D." He looked at me like I just recited the entire Harry Potter series in reverse. I realized that in Qatar, your net worth is directly proportional to the syllables in your name. The more syllables, the richer you are. I met a dude named Mohammed bin Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, and I swear, it took him less time to count his money than for me to say his name.
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Qatar is known for its scorching hot weather. I mean, it's so hot that even the sun was like, "Dude, take it down a notch." I checked the weather app, and it just said, "Why bother? It's always hot." People in Qatar don't tan; they just spontaneously combust. I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my body was just crying for mercy. I asked a local how they survive the heat, and they said, "We don't. We just pretend it's a sauna and hope for the best.
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You ever been to Qatar? Yeah, it's that tiny little country that most people can't find on a map. I went there recently, and let me tell you, it's like being in a real-life game of hide and seek. I'm wandering around the airport like, "Where's Qatar? Did it hide behind Dubai again?" I asked for directions, and someone pointed vaguely to the horizon. "Just head that way." I felt like I was in a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, I was searching for the world's richest per capita income. Spoiler alert: I didn't find it.
I tried using a GPS, but I swear, even Siri was confused. "In 500 meters, turn left into the endless desert. Good luck finding civilization!
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If you think Black Friday is crazy, you've never been shopping in Qatar. The malls there make Vegas look like a thrift store. I went into a store, and the price tags had more digits than my phone number. I felt like I was playing Monopoly, but instead of passing "Go," I was passing out from sticker shock. And the shopping bags there? They come with built-in GPS trackers because you'll need divine intervention to find your car in the parking lot after you've maxed out your credit card. Shopping in Qatar is not for the faint of heart or the fullness of wallet.
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