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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! You wouldn't know the struggle unless you've tried balancing on two wheels!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they can't be trusted – they make up everything! You wouldn't know the betrayal unless you've studied physics!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! You wouldn't know the struggle unless you've tried balancing on two wheels!
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People always say, You wouldn't know true love. Well, maybe not, but I can spot a good deal on chocolate at 50 paces. And let me tell you, that's a love that never disappoints!
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You wouldn't know how to fix a leaky faucet. Well, maybe not, but I'm a master at strategically placing a bucket underneath it and hoping for the best. Call it my DIY plumbing technique.
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I was once told, You wouldn't know the meaning of life if it danced right in front of you. I don't know about the meaning of life, but if someone started doing the Macarena in front of me, I'd question a lot of things.
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Someone told me, You wouldn't know how to parallel park if your life depended on it. Well, I may struggle with parallel parking, but I've mastered the art of pretending I meant to park that way. It's called creative parking, darling!
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Someone told me, You wouldn't know real music if it hit you in the face. Well, excuse me, but if Mozart threw a piano at me, I'd probably know it was him! And by the way, my face is not a jukebox; it doesn't need any unsolicited music reviews.
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People claim, You wouldn't know real art if it painted itself on your forehead. Well, maybe not, but if art starts giving out free tattoos, I might reconsider my position.
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You wouldn't know fashion if it bit you. Well, if fashion starts biting people, then we have a bigger problem on our hands than my questionable taste in socks. Seriously, socks with sandals are underrated.
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People love to say, You wouldn't know a good book if it jumped off the shelf and hit you. Well, maybe not, but if a book has a compelling plot, I prefer it to stay put and not assault me while I'm browsing.
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Someone once said, You wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it slapped you in the face. Well, I'd argue that slapping people with fancy food is not a refined culinary technique. Gordon Ramsay would be disappointed.
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