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The GPS always says, "Turn left in 500 feet," and I'm like, "Calm down, GPS, I can't make decisions that quickly. I need at least 1000 feet to ponder my existence before deciding to turn left.
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You ever notice how GPS insists on telling you that you're going the wrong way, even when you're just taking a scenic route? Like, excuse me, GPS, I'm not lost, I'm on a detour to find my inner peace!
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The GPS is like a nosy neighbor. It knows where you're going, it judges your route, and it's always trying to reroute your life. "Oh, you're going to the grocery store? Well, there's a better grocery store three blocks away.
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GPS should come with a sarcasm mode. "Congratulations, you missed your exit. Now enjoy the scenic route, because who needs to arrive on time anyway?" Thanks, GPS, for turning my commute into a sightseeing adventure.
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GPS, the ultimate passive-aggressive companion. It says, "In 200 feet, turn right. Not that you ever listen to me, but turn right if you care about our relationship.
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GPS is like that backseat driver you never asked for. It's always there, judging your every turn. I half-expect it to say, "In 500 feet, turn right... unless you want to ruin your life.
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I love how the GPS assumes I'm a superhero with the ability to defy traffic laws. "Turn left, bypass the building, and take a shortcut through that alley." Sure, GPS, let me activate my invisibility cloak.
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You ever miss a turn, and the GPS reacts like you just betrayed its trust? It's like, "Turn around when possible," but what it really means is, "Turn around and think about what you've done.
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I was driving the other day, and the GPS told me to go the wrong way on a one-way street. I thought, "Is my GPS trying to spice up my life or just trying to get me arrested?
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