9+ Best One Liners work one liners Jokes

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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament at work, but it's hard to find good players – they're always hiding!

I told my boss I'm taking a week off for mental health reasons. He said, 'Don't worry, you can't fix yourself in a week.

Why did the computer go to work? To have its bytes!

I told my boss I'd give 110% at work. He asked me if I could start right away on my 125%.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. That's why they call it 'rest' at work!

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