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What do you call an alligator in a T-shirt? An investigator with casual Fridays!
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Why did the alligator wear a crown? Because he wanted to be a reptile ruler!
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Why did the alligator go to the dentist? He needed a new set of teeth-gators!
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Why did the alligator bring a towel to the swamp? To dry off his tail tale!
What do you call an alligator?
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I call it a living wallet. You see, in the wild, they're these majestic creatures, but in a touristy swamp area, they become the entrepreneurs of the animal kingdom. Just waiting for someone to drop their sunglasses or keys.
What do you call an alligator?
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I call it a dinosaur with a serious dental plan. Those teeth, man! It's like they're sponsored by a toothpaste company. I bet their dentist has the most interesting job in the world.
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I call it a failed comedian. Seriously, with a face like that, they should be doing stand-up in the wild. Picture this: Why did the gator cross the road? To see who's the chicken now! They've got potential, I tell you.
What do you call an alligator?
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I call it nature's undercover submarine. Seriously, they're like these floating logs with a surprise attack feature. You never know when you're taking a peaceful swim and suddenly, BAM, Gatorpedo!
What do you call an alligator?
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I call it a fashion influencer. Have you seen that textured skin? It's like they've got this prehistoric couture going on. I'm thinking of starting a trend - Gator Chic. Watch out, New York Fashion Week!
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I call it the real estate agent of the swamp. They've got this prime waterfront property, and they're not afraid to defend it. It's like, Yeah, I live in a swamp, but it's a swamp with a view.
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I call it the ultimate introvert. I mean, they spend most of their time in solitude, just lurking in the water. It's like they attended the School of Social Distancing way before it was cool.
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Alright, so what do you call an alligator? I call it a Florida speed bump. You know, they're just chilling on the road, like, Hey, I heard you wanted to get to work today, but I've got other plans.
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I call it the original smiley face. I mean, who needs emojis when you've got an alligator grinning at you? It's like, Hey, I could eat you, but let's keep it casual and smile for the selfie.
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