5 Jokes For Stuffed

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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Thanksgiving Turkey

When you're the star of the feast but not by choice.
Thanksgiving turkeys have trust issues. They're like, "One day, they're feeding me, and the next, they're stuffing me. What kind of relationship is this?

Pillow

When your only purpose is to be soft, but people still end up punching you.
Pillows must have an identity crisis. One moment you're a comforting support for someone's head, and the next, you're airborne during a pillow fight – the turbulence is real.

Build-a-Bear Workshop Bear

When you're supposed to be unique, but everyone ends up making you look the same.
Build-a-Bear bears are the only bears who can say, "I was custom-made, but so were the 20 bears next to me. Originality is overrated in the stuffed animal world.

Stuffed Crust Pizza

When you're expected to be more than just pizza, and people still leave you behind.
Stuffed crust pizzas are the rebels of the pizza world – breaking the rules by hiding cheese where no one expects it. Yet, some people just fold their slices and walk away. It's a cheesy betrayal.

Taxidermy Animal

When you want to keep your cool appearance, but you can't escape the fact that you're just a stuffed animal.
If taxidermy animals could talk, they'd probably say, "I used to roam the wild, and now I'm just a decoration. How the mighty have been stuffed.

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