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Statue of Liberty Time Traveler
Adjusting to the changes over the years
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I went back to the 1800s and told people about smartphones. They thought I was a wizard. Imagine trying to explain emojis to someone who thinks Morse code is high-tech.
Statue of Liberty Gift Shop Cashier
Dealing with the peculiar items people buy as souvenirs
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A guy once asked if the miniature Statue of Liberty he bought was life-size. I said, "Sure, if you're an ant on steroids.
Statue of Liberty Tour Guide
Trying to keep tourists entertained during the tour
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I asked a group of tourists if they knew why Lady Liberty is green. One guy shouted, "Because she's jealous of the bronze bull on Wall Street!" Well, at least someone's paying attention.
Statue of Liberty Pigeon
Dealing with humans invading personal space
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One tourist tried to feed me a hot dog. I was like, "Excuse me, do I look like I eat street food? I have a refined palate for French fries and pretzel crumbs, thank you very much.
Statue of Liberty Maintenance Worker
Dealing with the challenges of cleaning and maintaining such a massive statue
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I was up there fixing Lady Liberty's crown, and someone yelled, "Hey, don't drop that on my ex's house!" Trust me, if I had that aim, I'd be playing in the Major Leagues.
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