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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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Why do golfers bring an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
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Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they are a bit shellfish and want to keep their spot in fashion!
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Why did the spot go to therapy? It had too many issues and couldn't face its problems!
Spotting Trends
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They say trends come and go, but at this spot, they never got the memo. I walked in, and it felt like a '70s time capsule. I half-expected disco balls and bell-bottoms. I asked the bartender if they were nostalgic or just really slow at redecorating.
Spot-on Service
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I tried the new spot downtown, and the service was so fast that the waiter handed me the bill before I even ordered. I said, I'll have the chicken— and he interrupted, That'll be $25.95, sir. I didn't know if I should eat or make a run for it.
Spotting the Fitness Freaks
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I tried this health-conscious spot where everything on the menu claimed to be fat-free and gluten-free. I asked the waiter if they had water-free water too. He said, Just order the air salad; it's our specialty. I left feeling hungry and confused.
Spotting the DJ
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Went to a spot with a DJ who claimed to spin the latest hits. Turns out, he meant hits from the '90s. I requested something current, and he played a dial-up modem sound. I think I accidentally stumbled into a time-traveling nightclub.
The Other Day at the Spot
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You know, I went to this new spot the other day. It was so exclusive, even the flies had VIP passes. I thought I was underdressed until I saw the waiter wearing a tuxedo T-shirt. He said, We keep it classy, but not too classy.
Spotting the Genius
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I thought I found a genius spot when the menu said, All you can eat for $10. Turns out, that just meant they'd bring the menu to my table repeatedly until I got the hint. They should rename it All you can read and dream about eating for $10.
Spotting the Romantics
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Took my girlfriend to a romantic spot. The ambiance was perfect until they played Careless Whisper on the kazoo. Nothing says love like a sax solo from an instrument that costs less than a cup of coffee.
Spotting the Psychic Waiter
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Went to this spot where the waiter predicted my order before I even looked at the menu. He said, You'll have the spaghetti. It's what you ordered last time. I was impressed until I realized I'd never been there before. Either he's psychic or I'm in a time loop.
Spotting Trouble
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Ever been to a spot where they claim to have a live band, but it turns out it's just a guy with a kazoo and a dream? I asked the bouncer if they had any real musicians, and he pointed to a cat sitting on the piano. Guess they meant jazz in the literal sense.
Spot the Difference
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I tried to impress my date by taking her to a fancy spot. Turns out, the only thing fancy about it was the bill. I asked the waiter, What's the difference between this place and my bank account? He replied, Here, you get empty plates; there, you get empty pockets.
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