5 Jokes For Spirit Animal

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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The Hipster Spirit Animal

Finding a spirit animal that's obscure enough to impress other hipsters.
My spirit animal is a vegan vampire bat. It only drinks blood that's ethically sourced and cruelty-free.

The Paranoid Spirit Animal

Constantly worried that your spirit animal might be judging you.
Imagine having a judgmental spirit animal like a meerkat—constantly popping up from the judgment burrow to look disapprovingly at you.

The Procrastinator's Spirit Animal

The struggle of deciding when to actually look for a spirit animal.
I procrastinated so much on finding my spirit animal that it became a spirit ghost—a master at avoiding responsibility.

The Vegan Spirit Animal

The challenge of finding a non-animal spirit animal.
My spirit animal is a pacifist, which is great until I found out it's a jellyfish—no spine, no problem.

The Tech-Savvy Spirit Animal

Trying to find a spirit animal in the digital age.
I discovered my spirit animal on a dating app, but now it keeps ghosting me. Literally. It's a ghost.

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