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Relationships are a lot like that mysterious smell in the kitchen. You can ignore it for a while, but eventually, you have to address it. "Honey, does our love smell like updog to you, or is it just me?
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I walked into a yoga class for the first time, and the instructor asked us to focus on our breath. All I could think was, "I hope my breath doesn't smell like updog." Note to self: breath mints before downward dog.
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Have you ever been on an elevator and caught a whiff of someone's lunch, and it smells like updog? I always wonder, is it polite to ask for a bite or just pretend I don't notice the aromatic masterpiece they're holding?
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You ever walk into a room and think, "Hmm, it smells like updog in here." And then you realize you're the only one who fell for that elementary school prank. I swear, my sense of humor is stuck in the fifth grade.
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I tried one of those fancy coffee shops where they roast their beans on-site. The place smelled amazing, like a combination of freshly ground coffee and, you guessed it, a hint of updog. I think I found the secret ingredient.
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My refrigerator is like a science experiment gone wrong. I opened it today, and I swear it smelled like updog's distant cousin, maybe eaudog. I need to hire a hazmat team just to clean it out.
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Do you ever catch a whiff of a familiar scent and suddenly you're transported back in time? I smelled something the other day and instantly felt like I was in middle school again, passing notes and asking people if they could smell updog.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild night is staying up past 10 PM. I was up until 11 last night, and now my body feels like it smells like updog – a mix of regret and aging.
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I bought a scented candle the other day that claimed to have the fragrance of a warm summer breeze. Well, let me tell you, it smelled more like someone left a window open, and now the whole room smells like updog.
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