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What's a skinny guy's favorite workout? The 'diet and exercise' plan – mainly diet.
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Why did the skinny guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the skinny guy become a gardener? He wanted to grow a little bigger!
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How does a skinny guy apologize? He says, 'I'm sorry for my lack of body mass, I hope you can see past it.
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What's a skinny guy's favorite song? 'I Like to Move It' – because he has to dance to stay warm!
Skinny Guy's Stealth Mode
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Skinny guys are so sneaky. They can slip through crowds like a shadow. I tried following a skinny friend in a crowded place, and I lost him in seconds. It's like trying to track a mosquito in a room full of fog. Stealth level: skinny.
Skinny Guy's Survival Guide
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I asked a skinny guy for his diet tips, and he said, Just eat half of everything. I tried it, and now I'm living in a world where half a pizza is a serving size. Thanks, skinny guy, for turning my kitchen into a fraction-based nightmare.
Skinny Guy's Fast Metabolism Excuse
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Every time a skinny guy finishes a meal, he looks at you and says, I have a fast metabolism. Well, I must have a metabolism that commutes on a donkey because it's taking its sweet time getting anywhere.
Skinny Guy's Buffet Strategy
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Skinny guys approach buffets like they're preparing for a famine. They strategize like generals, making sure they get a bit of everything. Meanwhile, I'm at the buffet trying to strategize how to fit my second plate without unbuttoning my pants.
Skinny Guy's Dessert Dilemma
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Skinny guys claim they don't like dessert, but I've seen them eat a single leaf of lettuce and call it a satisfying meal. Meanwhile, I'm over here contemplating whether to have the chocolate cake or the chocolate cake.
Skinny Guy's Fitness App
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Skinny guys always recommend fitness apps that have exercises with names I can't pronounce. It's like they're part of an exclusive fitness club with a secret handshake. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to figure out how to pronounce burpee without sounding winded.
Skinny Guy's Pillow Talk
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Ever notice how skinny guys never have to adjust their pillows? They just lay down, and it's like they're on a cloud. Meanwhile, I'm over here with a pillow that's been through more adjustments than my New Year's resolutions.
Skinny Guy Secrets
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You ever notice how skinny guys always act like they've cracked the code to life? Like, they've got some secret manual on how to dodge calories and sprint away from carbs. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to figure out how to Photoshop my love handles in real life.
Skinny Guy's Winter Wardrobe
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Skinny guys are the only ones who can pull off wearing layers like it's some kind of fashion statement. Meanwhile, I try to layer up, and suddenly I'm the Michelin Man's less fashionable cousin, the Doughnut Man.
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