10 Jokes For Sjw

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Updated on: Aug 19 2024

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SJWs are the real-life superheroes of cancel culture. They don't wear capes, but they sure know how to swoop in and cancel that celebrity faster than you can say, "Wait, who did what?
SJWs love to call out cultural appropriation, but have you noticed how they appropriate the term "warrior" without ever having to face an actual battle? I bet they'd run from a spider faster than they'd run towards social injustice.
You ever notice how SJWs are like ninjas? You never see them coming, but suddenly they appear out of nowhere, ready to wage war on social injustice with their keyboards and memes.
SJWs are like the grammar police of political correctness. You miss one apostrophe, and suddenly you're facing a lecture on the oppressive history of punctuation.
Ever tried telling an SJW a knock-knock joke? They respond with, "Knock-knock jokes perpetuate the patriarchy and reinforce the concept of invading personal spaces.
SJWs are the only people who can turn a casual dinner conversation into a heated debate about the ethical implications of using a plastic straw. I just wanted to enjoy my soda, not start a revolution!
SJWs have made it their mission to eliminate offensive Halloween costumes. Now, instead of dressing up as a pirate, you're encouraged to be a "nautical enthusiast with a questionable profession.
Have you ever tried playing a board game with an SJW? Monopoly turns into a deep discussion about economic inequality, and Scrabble becomes a battle over the political correctness of certain words. Can't we just roll the dice and move on?
SJWs and GPS systems have a lot in common. They're both determined to make sure you never take the wrong turn, even if it means recalculating your life choices on the fly.
SJWs and conspiracy theorists have something in common – they both see hidden meanings everywhere. Except SJWs see oppression, and conspiracy theorists see aliens in the supermarket aisles.

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