10 Jokes For Sewing Machine

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Updated on: Nov 26 2024

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Why did the sewing machine go to therapy? It had too many emotional seams.
What's a seamstress's favorite type of party? A stitch and bitch!
Why did the sewing machine break up with the iron? It felt too much pressure.
Why was the sewing machine feeling so stressed? It had too many loose ends.
Why did the needle get promoted? It always rises to the point!
Why did the sewing machine get a ticket? It was caught speeding with a needle.
What's a seamstress's favorite movie genre? Rom-coms with a twist!
How does a sewing machine keep its cool? It stays calm and unruffled!
Why did the button refuse to be sewn on? It wanted to stay independent!
Why was the sewing machine blushing? It saw the fabric in the nude!

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