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Seamus tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a real time-consuming task!
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Seamus tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a real time-consuming task!
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I asked Seamus if he could make a belt out of watches. He told me it would be a waist of time!
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Seamus tried to write a novel about his life. Turns out it was just a short story!
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Seamus tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a real time-consuming task!
Seamus, The Notes Bandit
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I found out who Seamus is – he's the guy who stole all the good punchlines from my ghost writer's notes! I can picture Seamus now, sitting in a dark corner, surrounded by stolen jokes, cackling like a comedy villain. Well played, Seamus, well played.
Seamus, the Hidden Comedian
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I bet Seamus is a secret comedian, and my ghost writer just wanted me to acknowledge his comedic genius. Well, Seamus, if you're trying to break into the comedy scene, you should have at least given me a heads-up. I would've booked you as my opening act.
Seamus: The Uninvited Guest
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Seamus must be that friend who shows up unannounced at your party. You open the door, and there he is, sipping your drinks and telling stories you didn't ask to hear. Seamus, buddy, if you're listening, next time, bring a bottle of wine or at least a good punchline.
Seamus: The Comedy Whisperer
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They say elephants never forget, but apparently, ghost writers do. I'm convinced Seamus is the punchline to a joke my ghost writer forgot to tell me. It's like they whispered it in the wind, and all I caught was Seamus on the breeze.
Seamus Strikes Back
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I tried to Google 'Seamus' to get some material, and all I found was a Wikipedia page about Irish names. I guess Seamus is the James of Ireland. But seriously, Seamus, if you're out there, I hope you're not Googling me right now. I've got enough problems with my search history.
Seamus, The Silent Assassin
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I thought Seamus might be an inside joke, but then I realized, maybe he's just an imaginary friend my ghost writer invented. If that's the case, Seamus, you're the best imaginary heckler a comedian could ask for. Thanks for the non-existent laughs!
Seamus, the Unexpected Plot Twist
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You ever watch a movie and suddenly, out of nowhere, there's a plot twist that makes no sense? That's Seamus in my comedy routine. I'm waiting for the big reveal. Maybe Seamus is the punchline, and we're all just characters in his cosmic joke.
The Mystery of Seamus
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I asked my ghost writer, Who's Seamus? They said, Figure it out on stage. So here I am, playing detective in the comedy club. I feel like Sherlock Holmes, but instead of solving crimes, I'm decoding the cryptic notes of my ghost writer. Elementary, my dear Seamus!
The Seamus Saga
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You know, my ghost writer gave me some notes, and the only thing written was Seamus. I was like, is this a grocery list or my new comedy nemesis? I mean, Seamus sounds like the kind of guy who would steal your parking spot and then apologize with a wink. Classic Seamus move!
Seamus: The Ghost in the Comedy Machine
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I feel like Seamus is the glitch in my comedy matrix. Like, every time I tell a joke, he's the one guy in the audience not laughing. It's like having a personal heckler who's invisible and eerily silent. Way to keep me on my toes, Seamus.
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