5 Jokes About Revelation

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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The Alien on Earth

Misunderstanding human culture
People keep telling me to "break a leg" before performances. I didn't know if it was a threat or a compliment until I realized they meant good luck. Now, I've got a drawer full of crutches just in case.

The Sleepwalking Chef

Cooking while asleep
I invented a new dish in my sleep called "Midnight Surprise." It's whatever I find in the fridge, seasoned with a dash of confusion. The surprise is figuring out if it's breakfast or dinner.

The Forgetful Detective

Solving crimes with a bad memory
I finally solved a case, but when I presented my findings, the whole room burst into laughter. Turns out, I mistook the crime scene for a comedy club, and my notes were a set list.

The Laid-Back Astronaut

Relaxing in space
I accidentally left my coffee floating in the space station. Now it's the first-ever interstellar cold brew, and NASA is considering sending it on a mission to wake up distant aliens.

The Clumsy Surgeon

Operating with butterfingers
During surgery, I dropped my phone inside a patient. Now, every time they get a call, it's like they have a built-in vibrating pacemaker. I guess it's a win-win – they get medical care and tech support.

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