9+ Best One Liners Jokes About prescription drugs

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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I told my friend he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.

I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places too.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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