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You ever notice how everything is all about pixels these days? I mean, I remember when pixel was just that little square on my grandma's old TV that made her look like she was in a witness protection program. Now, it's like pixels are running the world. I tried taking a selfie the other day, and I swear, I looked like I was made out of pixels! I showed it to my friend, and he said, "Is this a photo or abstract art?" I said, "No, it's just the latest in pixel fashion, darling!"
I bought a new TV recently, and they told me it has a million pixels. A million! I didn't even know there were that many pixels in existence. I asked the sales guy, "Can I pay in pixels?" He didn't laugh. Tough crowd.
So now, we're living in a pixelated world, my friends. I can't wait for the day when someone asks me how my day was, and I respond with, "Oh, it was a solid 1080p, thank you for asking!
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You ever notice how pixels have a mind of their own? You're watching a movie, and suddenly, there's that one pixel that decides it wants to be the star of the show. It's like, "Excuse me, pixel, I'm trying to watch Tom Hanks be stranded on an island. Do you mind?" And don't get me started on pixelated censorship. I was watching a documentary the other day, and they pixelated a bird's face! I didn't know birds had privacy concerns. I mean, what's next? Are we going to have reality shows for pixels? "Pixel Big Brother," where pixels compete for the title of the most vibrant color? Sign me up.
I tried playing a video game, and my character got stuck in a pixelated wall. I'm just standing there like, "Help! I'm trapped in the matrix, and it's pixelated!" I called customer support, and they said, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Yes, because that's how I solve all my real-life problems too.
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You ever get paranoid about pixels spying on you? I mean, with all this technology, who knows if those little buggers are watching our every move? I was talking to my smart TV the other day, and it responded when I wasn't even talking to it! I said, "I'm craving pizza," and it ordered pizza for me. I didn't even know it had a credit card! Now I have a smart TV with a better social life than me.
And then there are those smart home devices. I asked my virtual assistant a question, and it replied, "I'm sorry, I can't help with that." I thought, "You can't help with that, but you know what I'm craving for dinner? You're a sneaky pixel, aren't you?"
I'm thinking of starting a support group for people who are paranoid about pixels. We'll meet in a basement with no electronics, just to be safe. But knowing my luck, the basement will probably have pixelated rats or something.
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You ever get into those pixel wars with your friends? You know, the ones where you're arguing about whose phone has a better camera because of the pixels? It's like a high-stakes battle of the pixels! My friend was bragging about his new phone, saying it has a billion pixels. A billion! I didn't even know a billion was a real number until that moment. I asked him, "Does your phone also make coffee and walk the dog? Because mine doesn't, but at least it doesn't pixelate my face into oblivion!"
I went to the store to buy a new phone, and the salesperson was throwing around terms like "megapixels" and "ultra-high-definition." I felt like I was in a sci-fi movie where the fate of the universe depends on the resolution of my Instagram photos.
I ended up buying a phone with fewer pixels just to rebel. Who needs a billion pixels anyway? I'm pretty sure NASA doesn't even have cameras with that kind of resolution. But my phone does, so I can take super clear pictures of my lunch. Progress!
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