4 Jokes For Pickup

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Updated on: Nov 19 2024

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Pickup lines have evolved over the years, or at least they've tried to. I heard this one the other day: "Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a connection." Really? A Wi-Fi signal? I guess we've moved on from comparing people to celestial bodies to comparing them to technology.
You ever notice how pickup lines are like expired coupons? You think they'll get you a deal, but most of the time, they just leave you embarrassed at the counter.
I tried using a pickup line the other day. I walked up to someone and said, "Are you a magician?
I decided to flip the script on pickup lines. Instead of using one, I decided to respond with my own twist. Someone hit me with the classic, "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes." I replied, "Well, if you need a map, I hope
I think we need a technological upgrade for pickup lines. Imagine if we had an app for that. You just swipe left for "cheesy," right for "smooth," and up for "probably still going to die alone."
I can see it now: "Tinder Pickup Lines Edition." You match with someone, and

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