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Why did the OCD chicken cross the road? To check if it left the eggs properly aligned!
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I have a friend with OCD who's a fantastic chef. His secret ingredient? Compulsive seasoning!
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I have a friend with OCD who's a DJ. He only plays songs with perfectly synced beats. It's a compulsive mix!
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My OCD is so bad that I even count the seconds it takes for my toast to pop up. It's toasty perfectionism.
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My friend has OCD. He alphabetizes his M&M's. They say it's a colorful disorder.
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I have a friend with OCD who's a painter. He can't handle abstract art. He says it's too messy and unpredictable.
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My OCD is so advanced that I color-code my to-do list. It's like a rainbow of perfectly organized tasks.
The OCD Olympics
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If OCD were an Olympic sport, I'd win gold in rearranging my sock drawer while forgetting where I put my socks.
The OCD Detective
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You know you have OCD when you investigate your own house like Sherlock Holmes but end up just finding missing socks and unanswered questions.
The OCD Chronicles
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You know you have OCD when you rearrange the cereal boxes in alphabetical order and still can't find the 'F' for 'Frosted Flakes'.
Obsessive Categorizing Disorder
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I've got OCD, which means I alphabetize my spices but still can't spice up my love life!
The Obsessive-Compulsive Opera
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In the opera of my mind, the main aria is Should I double-check the stove or just burn my dinner?
OCD and the Mystery of the Disappearing Pens
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I'm not saying my OCD is intense, but when a pen goes missing in my house, it gets its own Missing Persons poster.
OCD Dilemmas
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Having OCD is like being in a perpetual game of Tetris, except the blocks are your thoughts and they never fit quite right.
The OCD Shuffle
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Living with OCD is like playing a never-ending game of Memory. Where did I put my keys? Was it the left pocket, the right pocket, or did I bury them in the backyard?
The OCD Retreat
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People say you should embrace your flaws, but when you have OCD, you're too busy folding your flaws into perfectly symmetrical squares.
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