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Why did the scarecrow become a comedian on National Tell a Joke Day? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other on National Tell a Joke Day? They don't have the guts!
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on National Tell a Joke Day? In case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the chicken go to the seance on National Tell a Joke Day? To talk to the other side!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms on National Tell a Joke Day? Because they make up everything!
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Why did the tomato turn red on National Tell a Joke Day? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms on National Tell a Joke Day? Because they make up everything!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire on National Tell a Joke Day? Frostbite!
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I love how we have a National Tell a Joke Day. As if the other days, we're all just sitting around with our mouths shut. Sorry, I can't crack a joke today, it's not the designated joke-telling time. I'm waiting for National Breathe Oxygen Day next.
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So, it's National Tell a Joke Day. I thought every day was Tell a Joke Day. I mean, have you seen the news lately? If I didn't laugh about it, I'd be crying. But hey, today, I get a medal for it!
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It's National Tell a Joke Day, and I'm thinking, finally, a day that suits my skill set. But then I realized, isn't every day in my life a tell-a-joke day? My bank account laughs at me every morning.
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So today is National Tell a Joke Day. But let me tell you, my wife thinks every day is National Make a Bad Pun Day. She's like, Honey, can you be serious for once? I said, Sure, when pigs fly... which might be the punchline of my marriage.
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They say laughter is contagious, but so is yawning. So, today on National Tell a Joke Day, I'm torn between spreading joy and accidentally making everyone in the room yawn. Either way, it's a win-win.
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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine, but if that's true, I must be the nation's top pharmacist because today is National Tell a Joke Day! I've been prescribing punchlines all day. I'm basically a stand-up doctor, minus the medical degree.
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National Tell a Joke Day is like my annual performance review. I get to stand up here, tell a few jokes, and hope that by the end, at least someone in the audience thinks I'm doing a decent job. Spoiler alert: it's usually just my mom.
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National Tell a Joke Day is the one day a year when my dad's dad jokes get an upgrade to national treasure status. He's been preparing for this day his entire life, and we've been groaning about it for just as long. Cheers to the dad jokes!
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I heard it's National Tell a Joke Day. Does that mean I have to tell one joke and then shut up for the rest of the day? Because if so, my wife is going to love this new national holiday.
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