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I asked my daughter if she wanted to hear a construction joke. She said, 'Sorry, I'm building a future!
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My daughter asked me if I could stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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I told my daughter I can't make any more dad jokes. She said, 'Good, because they're getting old!
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I told my daughter she should write a book. She asked me what the plot should be. I said, 'A mystery, because I have no idea!
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I told my daughter she should start her own business. She's now selling invisible ink. It's a clear success!
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I asked my daughter if she knew how to perform under pressure. She handed me a stress ball.
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My daughter asked me if I could stop singing 'Sweet Child o' Mine.' I said, 'I'm sorry, I can't let go of my Guns N' Roses!
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