10 Jokes For Mitten

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Updated on: Aug 15 2024

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Why did the mitten refuse to fight? It didn't want to throw in the towel!
Why did the mitten go to the party alone? Its other half was 'lost' somewhere!
Why did the mitten get an award? It had a 'hand' in everything!
Why did the mitten get promoted? It had a 'grip' on the job!
Why was the mitten such a good comedian? It had everyone in 'stitches'!
Why did the mitten go to the art museum? It wanted to 'glove' the experience!
Why did the mitten break up with the scarf? It just couldn't handle the pressure!
Why do mittens make terrible detectives? They always lose their grip on the case!
Why did the mitten go to therapy? It had too many unresolved 'stitches' in its life!
Why was the mitten invited to the comedy show? It had a 'knit' for humor!

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