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Why did the misogynist break up with his calendar? He couldn't handle dates!
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Why did the misogynist become a gardener? He wanted to cultivate a better relationship with plants since flowers never talk back!
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Why did the misogynist bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the misogynist become a musician? He heard you can't beat a good drum without hitting some low notes!
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Why don't misogynists ever become chefs? They can't stand the idea of women stirring the pot!
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Why did the misogynist start a bakery? He wanted to knead the dough without any female involvement!
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Why don't misogynists ever play hide and seek? Because they can't stand the thought of letting a woman win!
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Why did the misogynist become a detective? He wanted to solve the case of the missing male privilege!
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Why did the misogynist go to therapy? He needed help unpacking his emotional baggage – turns out, it was just full of outdated stereotypes!
Misogynist or Mismatched?
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I was accused of being a misogynist because I can't color-coordinate my clothes. I mean, if mismatching my socks makes me a hater of women, then I'm starting a revolution in my laundry basket.
Misogyny or Missed The Point?
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I got into trouble for mansplaining, and suddenly I'm on trial for misogyny. I mean, if explaining how a dishwasher works is a crime, then lock me up, Officer Irony.
The Misogynist Chronicles
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You know, I recently read online that I've been labeled a misogynist. Now, I don't even know how to spell that, let alone be one. I'm over here struggling with basic grammar, and suddenly I'm the Shakespeare of sexism.
Misogyny in the Mirror
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My mirror accused me of misogyny because I spend too much time looking at myself. I said, Mirror, I'm not a misogynist; I'm just admiring a work in progress – emphasis on the 'in progress.'
Dating Woes
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I got called a misogynist after a bad date. I think she misunderstood when I said I love fast food. I didn't mean I wanted a relationship at the speed of light; I just really like tacos.
Lost in Translation
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I asked my friend the other day, What's a misogynist? He said, It's someone who hates women. I replied, Oh, so it's basically my grandma when I don't call her for a week.
Misogyny or Misunderstood?
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Apparently, holding the door open for a woman makes me a misogynist now. I'm just trying to be polite, not auditioning for the lead role in Mr. Macho Misogyny.
Misogyny in the Kitchen
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I was accused of being a misogynist because I can't cook. Look, I burn water. If that makes me a hater of the entire female population, then I guess I'll start apologizing with a salad.
Misogyny at the Gym
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They said I'm a misogynist because I don't lift heavy at the gym. Look, I struggle to lift my self-esteem; adding more weights is just asking for trouble.
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