19 Jokes For Man Bun

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Updated on: Jan 22 2025

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What do you call a man bun at a party? A ‘top knotch’ guest!
What did the man bun say to the barber? ‘I’m all ‘tied up’ in knots!’
What do you call a philosopher with a man bun? ‘Knotsche’!
Why did the man bun break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his ‘hairy’ situation!
Why was the man bun stressed? He had too many ‘hairy’ responsibilities!
Why did the man bun go to the party alone? He wanted to ‘knot’ get tangled in relationships!
What’s a man bun’s favorite sport? ‘Knots-and-crosses’!
Why did the man bun go to school? To get a little more ‘a-head’ in life!
My friend’s man bun got a job offer. Turns out, it was just a ‘hair-raising’ interview!

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Ever notice how a man bun can make a guy look like a Zen master or a samurai, but after a windy day, he just looks like he lost a fight with a doughnut?

The Mystery Bun

I told my barber I wanted a man bun. He said, Why not just get a ponytail? I said, Because I want to look like I'm one messy breakup away from a poetry slam.

The Man Bun's True Power

I wore a man bun once, and instantly, people started asking me for yoga recommendations. I said, Sorry, my chakras are as tangled as my hair.

The Unseen Dangers

I asked my friend with a man bun, Ever get that weird feeling like you're being followed? He said, No, but sometimes I feel like my hair's trying to strangle me in my sleep.

The Weight of the Bun

I tried wearing a man bun to feel enlightened. Instead, I felt like I had a mini dumbbell strapped to my head, reminding me of all my life's bad decisions.

The Man Bun Chronicles

You know, I tried growing a man bun once, but my hair said, You're giving me a midlife crisis before you even hit 30!

The Undercover Bun

You ever see a guy with a man bun and think, Is that his secret compartment? I bet he's got snacks hidden up there. That's where all the power bars go!

Hair-raising Situations

You know, when I see a guy with a man bun, I can't help but wonder, Is he holding it up for fashion or is it holding back his brain from spilling out?

Bun-gled Up

You ever see a guy with a man bun and think, That's not a hairstyle; that's a daredevil stunt holding on for dear life?

Reality vs. Expectation

Man buns in movies: Super cool, rugged, and rebellious. Man buns in real life: A rubber band desperately clinging to hopes and dreams.

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