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Why do lupus patients make great artists? They're experts in painting beautiful butterfly strokes!
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Why was the lupus patient excellent at puzzles? They were pros at putting together butterfly pieces!
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Why don't lupus patients play hide and seek? Their butterfly rashes give them away every time!
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Why did the lupus patient bring a ladder to the doctor's office? For elevated levels!
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Why was the lupus patient a great chef? They knew how to handle the heat of the butterfly's kitchen!
Lupus and the Mystery Diagnosis
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I once convinced myself I had lupus after binge-watching a medical drama. Started examining my skin for mysterious rashes like I was Sherlock Holmes solving a case. Turns out, it was just a mosquito bite. So much for my PhD in self-diagnosis!
Lupus and WebMD’s Gift
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WebMD is a blessing and a curse. Type in a sneeze and suddenly it’s giving you a PhD in diseases you never knew existed. “Could be lupus, could be the plague—stay tuned for the next symptom and start preparing your will!”
Lupus vs. Hypochondria
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I've got friends who are hypochondriacs. They hear about lupus and suddenly they're convinced they've been moonlighting as a lupus expert their whole lives. It’s like, calm down, Terry, you’ve just sneezed twice; it's not lupus, it's just your weird allergy to cats!
Lupus and the Medical Google Loop
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I got stuck in a Google search loop once. Looked up “lupus symptoms” and ended up convincing myself I had all of them. Then Google kindly suggested I might also have a bad case of cyberchondria. Thanks, algorithm, I needed that ego boost!
Lupus Larks and Doctor Google
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You ever tried diagnosing yourself on the internet? It’s a trip! I typed in a headache and an hour later, I’m convinced I’ve got a rare case of lupus larks! I should’ve known better than to let Doctor Google convince me I'm turning into a werewolf every full moon.
Lupus: The Social Media Diagnosis
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We live in an era where we diagnose ourselves through social media. I posted a pic of a tiny rash on my arm, and suddenly, I’ve got a dozen comments saying, “I think it’s lupus.” Next time, I’ll stick to posting cat memes!
Lupus and the Medical Show Reality
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They make medical dramas seem so intense. It’s always lupus, cancer, or some super rare tropical disease. In real life, it's more like, “Doc, my stomach hurts.” “Yeah, you probably just ate too many tacos.” No dramatic music needed, just some antacids!
Lupus: The Doctor’s Edition
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Doctors must dread patients who’ve been Googling symptoms. I bet they cringe when someone walks in and confidently announces, “I think I have lupus.” It’s like going to a restaurant and telling the chef how to cook your steak. Stick to your stethoscope, Doc!
Lupus: The Medical Mystery Tour
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I respect doctors, but sometimes they're like tour guides through a medical mystery. They entertain the idea of lupus, then quickly steer the bus away. It's like, “Here’s the lupus exhibit—never mind, folks, let's head straight to the 'common cold' section!”
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