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Why did the musician compose a lullaby for his piano? Because he wanted it to have sweet dreams!
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What did the ocean say to the lullaby? 'You're making some serious waves!
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Why did the baby's lullaby get a standing ovation? Because it was a real sleeper hit!
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My friend told me he can sing lullabies to his plants. I guess that's why they have such deep roots!
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I asked my friend to sing a lullaby to my math book. Now it's full of sweet dreams and imaginary numbers!
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Why don't lullabies ever win at poker? Because they always have a 'soft' hand!
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I wrote a lullaby for the alarm clock, but it refused to go to sleep. It's a real 'alarmist'!
Naptime Negotiations
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Putting a kid to sleep feels like striking a deal with a tiny terrorist. Okay, you get your lullaby, but no negotiations about waking up at 5 a.m. for a finger painting session!
Lullaby Remixes
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If lullabies were remixed by parents, it would go something like this: Baby shark, doo doo doo doo, let's negotiate a bedtime agreement, doo doo doo doo, now close those eyes, doo doo doo doo, or Mom's gonna lose her mind, doo doo doo doo.
Sleep Deprivation Olympics
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Parents should be awarded Olympic gold medals for endurance. Forget marathons; try singing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star for the millionth time while maintaining your sanity and your fake smile.
Lullaby or Horror Movie Soundtrack?
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I've come to believe that lullabies were invented by parents who secretly wanted their kids to grow up thinking that creepy whispers and nonsensical rhymes are the soundtrack to a peaceful slumber.
Bedtime Battles
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Trying to lull a toddler to sleep is like participating in a sleep-deprived dance-off. You've got the moves: swaying, patting, humming, but they've got the counter-moves: kicking, screaming, and the occasional ninja escape attempt.
Lullaby Lunacy
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Ever tried singing a lullaby to an actual baby? It's like trying to perform a Broadway show for the most discerning audience member who also happens to be a tiny dictator.
Soothing Sounds... or Not
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Lullabies are supposed to calm babies down, but honestly, some of those tunes sound like they were composed during a midnight panic attack. Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop? Who put the crib up there, Spider-Man?
Lullaby, Baby, & the Parent's Dilemma
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Parents have mastered the art of lullabies. It's not about the lyrics; it's about how many times you can repeat it before your own eyes start drooping. It's a battle of wills between a snoozing baby and a parent fighting to stay awake.
Lullaby Lyrics, Parental Edition
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Whoever said Hush, little baby, don't say a word clearly never met a baby. Because once that silence kicks in, that's when the real trouble brews. Trust me, silence is not golden; it's suspicious.
The Lullaby Conundrum
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Trying to figure out the perfect lullaby is like choosing a weapon in a fantasy game. You've got your classic sword (Twinkle, Twinkle), your enchanted staff (Rock-a-bye), and then there's the secret weapon: the mythical vacuum cleaner white noise track.
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