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Why did the knight bring a ladder to the joust? He wanted to reach new heights in chivalry!
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Why did the knight go to the comedy club? He wanted to see some sword-splitting jokes!
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What's a knight's favorite type of humor? – they're his knight in shining humor!
Knightly Therapists
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After a tough day of slaying dragons and rescuing princesses, knights probably needed therapists. So, Sir Angst-a-lot, how does it make you feel that your horse has seen more battles than most humans? It's like therapy, but with more chainmail and fewer couches.
Jester vs. Knight Roast Battle
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Jesters and knights had epic roast battles in the medieval times. The jester would be like, Nice armor, Sir Clanks-A-Lot. Did you get that on sale at Ye Olde Thrift Shop? And the knight would reply, Well, at least I'm not wearing a hat with bells on it.
Medieval Fitness Trends
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Forget CrossFit; knights had their own fitness trends. Chasing after dragons, lifting heavy swords, and horseback squats – that's the real knight workout plan. I bet there was a medieval gym called Ye Olde Iron Horse Gym, complete with jousting cardio classes.
Dragon Job Security
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Knights had it rough with job security. Imagine having to compete with a dragon for the Hero of the Realm position. You defeat the dragon, save the princess, and then the kingdom hires a new dragon next week. Talk about being stuck in a perpetual loop of unemployment.
Medieval GPS Woes
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Knights had it tough with navigation. Forget Google Maps; they had to rely on a map drawn on sheepskin by a wizard with questionable artistic skills. No wonder they always ended up rescuing damsels in distress late. Sir Lancelot, your estimated arrival time is never.
The Noble Knightmare
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You ever notice how being a knight is like having a really outdated job title? I mean, imagine updating your LinkedIn profile to say Sir John, Knight of the Round Table. I bet even medieval job fairs were awkward.
Chainmail Fashion Faux Pas
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Chainmail was the medieval equivalent of skinny jeans – uncomfortable, impossible to run in, and a nightmare to take off in a hurry. I bet knights had their own version of a red carpet, where they'd strut down in chainmail, trying not to trip over their own armor.
Ye Olde Social Media Dilemmas
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Knights were the original influencers. Imagine Sir Gawain posting his daily adventures on parchment. Just slew a dragon, nbd. #DragonSlayer #KnightLife. I bet they had their own medieval version of cancel culture too. Sir Lancelot is over party!
Sword Envy
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Knights and their swords – it's like they were compensating for something. Look at my big, shiny sword! I bet they had sword envy issues, like, Sir Choppington, always flaunting his Excalibur. Can't a knight just have a regular-sized sword without being judged?
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