5 Kids Printables Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 28 2024

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Teacher's Take

Deciphering if the kids' printables are genuine artistic expression or an accidental coffee spill turned into an abstract masterpiece.
I asked a student about their printable, and they said it was a landscape. I must have missed the memo that landscapes now include purple grass and orange skies.

Kid's Rebellion

Kids questioning the sanity of adults who expect them to turn a black-and-white printable into a masterpiece with only three crayons.
I asked my teacher why I couldn't use glitter on my printable. She said, "It'll make a mess." I thought, "Lady, have you seen the state of my room? A little glitter won't hurt.

The Overachiever's Dilemma

Overachieving kids torn between making the perfect printable and just enjoying their childhood.
Teacher: "It's just a printable, no need to stress."
Overachiever: hyperventilating "But what if it doesn't capture the essence of my soul and intellectual depth?

The Printables' Revenge

Printables plotting against kids for all the crumpling, tearing, and occasional coffee spills they endure.
Printables have a vendetta against highlighters. They spend hours creating intricate designs, only for a kid to come along and turn their masterpiece into a neon nightmare.

Parent's Perspective

When kids bring home printables from school that look like they were designed by Picasso on a sugar rush.
The only thing my child's printable taught me was that apparently, stick figures are now considered avant-garde.

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